Friday, August 13, 2010

HOW TO PICK A BIKINI

I'm leaving for my annual canoe trip today, and packing can be difficult for some. I decided to offer my assistance to one of my friends.

LS: My mother told me to bring a bathing suit "where my tits wouldn't fall out." Her exact words.
TheFlintSkinny: Sounds like horrible advice to me
LS: Shes my mother, and that's what EH said too.
TheFlintSkinny: Well, your mom made those tits so she should want you to show off her handywork.
LS: Ha true.


See, that wasn't so hard was it? Packing crisis averted.