My cousin is getting married this weekend, and I am a little nervous for him. I have no doubt that him getting married is a great idea. His wife is awesome, and I truly believe that they will live happily ever after(except for days when I come over and they fight over who gets to talk to me more). No, my concern lies in a much more likely problem. What if she's really a bear? Yeah, a bear. That sort of thing happens. This could all be some crazy plot to earn his trust only to kill him. Rest assured, I will be on the lookout for extra zippers or out-of-place shark tanks. I've got my eye on you. Both of them actually because I'm not a whack-job like Stuart Scott.
