THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS IN TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN

I have put a call out to all four of my female friends to verify that is an accurate recap of the absurd things that happen in the book Twilight: Breaking Dawn. If it's true, this is the most absurd shit I've ever heard. The book won the British Book Award for "Children's Book of the Year." What the fuck people? I am not over-protective of what kids should or shouldn't see/read/hear....but it's ridiculous to call this children's book.  I'll be sure to update you when I get the answer to how accurate the video is.

And the results are in. This is 100% accurate. All of this stuff occurs in the book. Children's book? Go fuck yourself.


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