Yes, I know. The sky is blue, water is wet, and cats have climbing gears. This is the 29 year old waste of valuable space’s third arrest. So what else is new? It is not so much what is new, but the schadenfreude. The girl’s bad luck is amusing.Her SUV was pulled over last night on the Las Vegas Strip because a cop smelled pot wafting from the inside. When she got out of the SUV, a bag of cocaine fell at the officer’s feet. I can only hope there was on board camera on the cop’s car that recorded it all. It is bound to be more hilarious than that The Hottie and the Nottie crapfest she starred I a couple years ago.
Hilton claimed the purse was not hers. I do not grasp the dynamics of that one. Did she grab someone else’s by mistake sometime during the evening ad did not notice until the cocaine fell out? I hat it when that happens. Or was she holding onto the purse for someone else exclusively during te police pullover?
We may ever know. Hilton has hired uber-lawyer David Chenoff. He has defended every high profile Las Vegas defendant this side of OJ Simpson, who probably regrets Chernoff did not make the clean sweep. He has already gotten her out of jail without posting bail, so I have all ideas Hilton is going to get the benefit of “celerity justice” and walk free as a bird.
