Strange Letter # 2--A Letter to a Dinosaur

Dear Triceratops,

I am sorry to recently hear you no longer existed as your own species, but were actually the baby version of the Torosaurus. That has to burn, seriously. Perhaps you could seek out the former planet Pluto. You two have a lot in common. There is nothing like shared empathy at a time like this.

If it makes you feel any better right now, those meddling paleontologists John Scannella and Jack Horner have ruined everything from The Land Before Time to Land of the Lost and the Diobots from Transformers for the rest of us.

There is a ig difference between empathy and hared misery, so feel free to pick the poiso of your choice.

Sincerely,
Jamie