SOLUTION TO PAKISTAN FLOODING

Steve Dahl doesn't know how he can help the folks over in Pakistan, but thankfully The Flint Skinny has all the answers. The solution to the massive flooding is incredibly obvious. Send ShamWows. There is really no way that the idea doesn't work. Have you seen how quickly they soak up soda from a small cut of carpet with the use of film editing? These pictures are an excellent depiction of what would happen with two easy payments of $9.99. Come on people, have a heart, grow a pair, do your part(and several other stupid ass cliches) and start mailing these people some Shamwows.