CATBLOCK: THE ULTIMATE COCKBLOCK

Since the dawn of time there have been cockblocks. It's a fact of life. Sometime it's your douchebag friend that thinks he has a shot with a girl you can obviously take home, Or it's someone who claims he really likes 10 different girls and makes you feel bad about trying to hook up with them. Then there are the chick's friends. Fat, skinny, ugly...doesn't matter, none of them want you to bang their friend. If they aren't getting laid, no one is. One unexpected problem though is pets. There's nothing creepier than looking over and seeing a dog or cat staring at you, and if they jump on the bed it's pretty much boner-over. There is an easy solution to this problem though Mr. Dave Franco...be a man and don't own a cat.