I WANT TO BE A PEDOPHILE WHEN I GROW UP

At some point when I was just a young lad, I had claimed I was going to be just about every occupation from Astronaut to MotoCross rider. Pedophile though was never one I really considered. Guess it's never too later though. Anyways, I finally settled on stay at home dad. Yep, The Flint Skinny declared at the age of four that he was going to be a stay at home dad. I was way ahead of the curve on the "ladies can do stuff" movement.  I would still love to be a stay at home dad, assuming my wife earns a shitload of money. I like fun things and fun things cost money.