Strange Letter # 5--A Letter to Your Last Case of the Flu

Dear Flu,

I guess you thought it was cute sending me to the hospital where I learned I needed surgery for another problem of which I was completely unaware. One of those tough love, anything can be a blessing in disguise deals. I really hate those.

I was not too fond of you, either. Hopefully, those antibiotics guaranteed a horrible death for you as I struggled to rehabilitate myself.

Why, does that sound ungrateful? It is a harsh world, dude. Have you never heard that no good deed goes unpunished? just like most of life, you have learned that lesson far too late for it to do you any good.

Sincerely,
Jamie