Wednesday, August 18, 2010

NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR WOMEN LOVES TO IRON

Women want to be taken seriously as equals, and I am all for it. You can pay your half of everything, including mortgage/rent, bills, dinners, recreation, kids' school, and most importantly you can buy your own engagement ring. No, stop right there. Don't even try to tell me that it's a gift because that's bullshit. There is no such thing as a mandatory gift. There are times when gifts are required, but exactly what the present is can not be specified. In order to say yes, 97% of of women require that they are given a diamond ring.  At that point it is a condition of acquiescence, not a gift. And calling it a sign of love is the worst claim to make too because a year later women require a second ring.  This means the amount of love at the time of proposal wasn't good enough. Goddamn greedy bitches.

Oh yeah, and their national organization's logo has an iron in it so it's obviously all bullshit. Women don't want equal rights at all. They want to go back to when they didn't have to do anything except tend the house and raise the kids.

Serious or not? I'll never tell.