HOT SHIT: THE SKINNY CHANGES ITS LAYOUT

Unless you have a very short memory, you'll notice I've changed the layout of The Skinny. I'm toying with some different color schemes, because I'm fancy like that, but I think this new layout is here to stay. I went back and resized some of the videos but quickly lost interest in doing that. All the old stuff will look like a handicapped kid posted it, but retards need jobs too so get over it.

WORLD RENOWN TAPESTRY ON DISPLAY IN CHICAGO

As an avid read of The Flint Skinny, you are acutely aware that I take great pride in my discerning eye when it comes to classic art. I taught Picasso to paint, DiVinci to draw, Crayola to color, and Jig to saw. Even still I could not begin to instruct a man on how to create a piece of art that speaks so directly to the soul of man as this incredible work.. Who amongst us doesn't wish to be immortalized through the most noble forms of art: tapestry? Yes, this amazing work of art has found itself hanging proudly in an Art Gallery in the famous West Loop of Chicago. If you wish to go and see it up close, I will be giving guided tours on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays from 12pm-6pm. Please email well in advance, because as you can imagine, slots are being filled quicker than at the gangbang of the week.

As with all great art works, it is meant to lubricate discussions. For that reason, I am willing to present some reader opinions on this piece:

"This is a post modern piece serving as a commentary on the blending of cultures and contradictions that are so ubiquitous in today's increasingly global and contradictory world. Tiger Woods is obviously the centerpiece as he is the pinnacle of contradictions. Half black and half Asian. His black side has him do things like marry a white chick and bang lots of other chicks, and his asian side makes him good at golf and wearing fancy clothes. This art adds another dimension of his multiculturalism by making him a homo-thug (wears a jersey and a du rag, but carries a pink asian umbrella). Lloyd is on his knees, but above Lloyd Banks, who's all cheesed out on whatever plants are growing around him. Tupac is clearly portrayed as alive and eating pizza, blending his aggressive thug life mentality yet displayed eating stoner food that he is passive aggressively not sharing with anybody. Then there's Ludacris bent over in the corner cuz he's clearly a fag. No blending or contradiction here. That does however, add to the contradiction of this marvelous piece of art." ~Sir Chance The 1st

VENN DIAGRAM SHOWS WHY SNOOKI SHOULDN'T WRITE A BOOK

I hope she sells as many books as Ron Artest sold copies of "My World"
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HOW A TOTAL BADASS SHOWERS

This might as well be titled "Your Shower vs. My Shower." If you are slow, that implies that you are the top frames, and I am the bottom.  I once showered in water shot directly out of a giant hose connected to a truck. True story.

24 PICTURES TO GET YOU THROUGH HUMP DAY

Sorry Conan. At least you get to hang out with George Lopez

It's true, I read it on a sign.

It's true. Bill Murray told me so.

Back in the day this would have earned you a handjob.

I am terrible at being wrong. It's just not something I support.

Sorry buddy, ladies ditched the muff. Gillette FTW!

Screw safety, this could go viral!

It's called sex, and it's all the rage these days.

That's the spirit! You can be buried in the backyard with the rest.

No idea why this is funny, but I laughed. You did too. Admit it.

I'm so hot Imma melt all this ice.

You can't spell slaughter without laughter!

You clearly have the internet, what more could you want?

Much like a priest, your rules don't apply to me. 

Literally. We're frowning. See? Very upset.

Ladies, take note. You'll win every single time.

Carving this pumpkin this weekend. Then, it's a waiting game...

If you can't cum in 'em cum on em.

Damn you Shakey J Fox! Now we're dead. Thanks.

The only way to get nerds to exercise.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?
I don't try to jelly my dick up a girl's ass.

This happens to me every goddamn day with my phone charger.

Too bad you are a dude. Could have been the most successful ad ever.

X-to-the-Z would be a great addition. Pimp my bat mobile, bitch.

CLEVELAND SHOW HOT 100 CHARTS

The season premier of the Cleveland Show was just like every episode. It wasn't great as a whole, but there were a few really funny parts. This Sunday's show featured Kenny(Kanye for the retarded) West as a budding rap star. Cleveland helped him find a hit and watched his career take off. There was one point where they were showing that the new song, Be-Cleve in Yourself, started out low on the charts and sprung all the way to the top within the week. I was curious what else was one that chart, so I figured I'd take a few screenshots and see what was up. I'm glad I did because there are some pretty entertaining jams in the list. I was a little confused by the charts numbering technique in the 2nd half of the last picture, but what the hell do I know.

FRIDAY PICTURE DUMP TO HELP GET YOUR WEEKEND STARTED

Wu-Tang Pan pizza ain't nothin' to fuck wit'

21 pizzas for Pizza Night in America

That's some great bacleavage.

No wonder Keanu is so sad.

I f'ing love party hats.

Me and this 2 liter bottles of Squirt are gonna murder folks.

So that's where tigers come from.

I'm definitely moving to the 50th state. Let's get cocky!

I think a dead vagina is a perfectly legit reason for a divorce.

Only one way to find out if it helps...

Taken on the set of hit show Detroit 1-8-7

How many times do I have to say this, Worst. Advice. Ever.

I really hope this doesn't mean Chuck is back.

Irritating because it's true. It's fucking 2010, get your shit together TV.

Not sure what it includes, but I want it.

It's cool, I keep my loaded pistol in my sweatpants.

A billion dollars isn't cool. You know what is? A gorillion dollars.

GODDAMN FUCKING HIPSTERS!

Not funny dude. Why would I post this?

Get it....gravity...he's hovering.

Designed for boys ages 0-100

Say what? You're a shark. You can't talk.

I wanna be on you. Sesame Street that is.

Give it a shot, you'd be surprised.

Why are you looking here, the joke's in your hand.

Someone please find and buy me these.

Please come back Dave Chappelle.

Don't steal my line, bro.

Hi, mine name's Chris. Wanna go grab a drink?

Be sure to read it. The man was a badass.

This makes me want to have a kid.

Scariest image imaginable.

God I hate this bitch. Go back under your bridge where you belong.

I strive to be Raven everyday of my life.

Indiana sucks. This proves it. Science folks.

Hide yo toys!

To amazing for words. Can I hire you to guard my bathtub?