DRUNK GUYS CAN'T PUT UP TENT

I've been going on an annual canoe trip since 2002, and we have been known to over-serve ourselves quite a bit. There have been mud fights, stolen chickens, nude photography, occupied tents thrown in rivers, tents run over by trucks, picnic tables burned, feinting in line at taco bell, throwing rocks at families, cliff jumping, superman, breasts, games invented, broken bones, pirates, sex in fields, dozens of visits to Cracker Barrel, and countless other things that aren't coming to mind at the moment. One thing that has remained constant though has been my ability to put up my tent. I'm smart; I always put it up before drinking. These guys unfortunately weren't that smart...