SCOTTIE PIPPEN MR. SUB COMMERCIAL

If you aren't privileged enough to have inside sources like I am, let me fill you in on a little secret. Scottie Pippin is broke.  He even had to do a spot on The Cleveland Show (couldn't even make it onto Family Guy) last year just to scrape a few bucks together. He managed to blow through $120mil of career earnings, but thankfully he recently got a job as an "ambassador" with the Bulls, so at least he has a pay check.  How did he end up with so much money back in the day? Well he was decent at basketball, and great and commercials.  

I think I posted this before, but couldn't find it anywhere.