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Never let a female friend plan your bachelor party. Women are too crafty to trust with that sort of thing. She will make it sounds like you are going to have the greatest time ever, and it will turn out to be complete shit. Ninja strippers? SO AWESOME! See, sounds like an event for the ages, until you get there and realize you've been played. Careful. The title doesn't always give the full picture.
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