Wednesday, August 25, 2010

"F" IS FOR FUCK MODERATION


You tell 'em Cookie Monster. I'm gonna eat the whole sleeve of Oreos. Then I'm going to go to Dairy Queen and get a large chocolate Blizzard with Oreos and Cookie Dough. Then I am going to beat up a troop of girl scouts and punish every box of Thin Mints those little brats have. Who knows what I might find after that?