DENARD ROBINSON RIDING A PUG

Since the day scouts first set eyes on Denard Robinson there has been one burning question. Where does he get all that speed? Some say he trained for years with Usain Bolt in the Himalayas. Other speculate that he has Wile W Coyote style rocket roller skates attached to his cleats. Until now, the leading candidate though is that he sprinted a lot growing up and became really good at it. Now, after a long interview with the man himself random idea popped into my head, the mystery has been solved. When he runs, he is secretly riding on the back of a pug. You can clearly see it in this picture captured by an incredibly advanced camera that I bought at the photo shop. I'm not sure if this is technically legal in NCAA football though, so let's keep this amongst ourselves.