Arrest Warrat Issued for Lindsay Lohan

I was being snarky yesterday when I quipped Lindsay Lohan was going to have to host Saturday Night Live from a jail cell after failing a drug test. It turns out Lohan actually failed two drug tests--one for cocaine, the other for amphetamines--so is in truly hot water.

Judge Ekden Foz has revoked Loha's probation and issued a bench warrant which is on hold until after her scheduled court appearance 8:30 AM Friday. One can only assume she will be headed straight from the courthouse to the pokey. Fox could sentence Lohan up to thirty days in jail for each failed drug test. California celebrity justice tendsto never wind up so appropriately, though.

She has four nights before she has to surrender to police? I cannot wait to see what she looks like Friday morning after cramming in all that partying before her inevitable incarceration. That is assuming her dealer does not throw her comatose body into a dumpster behind Burger King in order to keep himself of the hook.