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| Wu-Tang Pan pizza ain't nothin' to fuck wit' |
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| 21 pizzas for Pizza Night in America |
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| That's some great bacleavage. |
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| No wonder Keanu is so sad. |
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| I f'ing love party hats. |
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| Me and this 2 liter bottles of Squirt are gonna murder folks. |
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| So that's where tigers come from. |
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| I'm definitely moving to the 50th state. Let's get cocky! |
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| I think a dead vagina is a perfectly legit reason for a divorce. |
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| Only one way to find out if it helps... |
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| Taken on the set of hit show Detroit 1-8-7 |
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| How many times do I have to say this, Worst. Advice. Ever. |
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| I really hope this doesn't mean Chuck is back. |
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| Irritating because it's true. It's fucking 2010, get your shit together TV. |
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| Not sure what it includes, but I want it. |
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| It's cool, I keep my loaded pistol in my sweatpants. |
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| A billion dollars isn't cool. You know what is? A gorillion dollars. |
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| GODDAMN FUCKING HIPSTERS! |
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| Not funny dude. Why would I post this? |
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| Get it....gravity...he's hovering. |
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| Designed for boys ages 0-100 |
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| Say what? You're a shark. You can't talk. |
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| I wanna be on you. Sesame Street that is. |
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| Give it a shot, you'd be surprised. |
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| Why are you looking here, the joke's in your hand. |
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| Someone please find and buy me these. |
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| Please come back Dave Chappelle. |
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| Don't steal my line, bro. |
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| Hi, mine name's Chris. Wanna go grab a drink? |
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| Be sure to read it. The man was a badass. |
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| This makes me want to have a kid. |
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| Scariest image imaginable. |
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| God I hate this bitch. Go back under your bridge where you belong. |
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| I strive to be Raven everyday of my life. |
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| Indiana sucks. This proves it. Science folks. |
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| Hide yo toys! |
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| To amazing for words. Can I hire you to guard my bathtub? |
