Strange Letter # 23--A Letter to a Planet

Dear Pluto,

I was going to share my thoughts on Napoleon complexes, but you know what, you are named after the god of the underworld, you are spinning out there by yourself, and everyone pictures a cartoon dog when they hear your name.

Being downgraded to a planetoid is the least of your problems. Offering advice on such matters is also above my pay scale.

Sucks to be you, dude.

Sincerely,
Jamie