VELOCIRAPTOR FREE WORKPLACE

Velociraptors are a serious problem. While I admit that they are over-hyped due to Jurassic Park(as explained by Dan Telfer), they are still vicious little fuckers and need to be defended against. Thankfully, super-pug Sadie is there to protect us...for a nominal fee of course. If you run into problems, don't call the ghostbusters (they're not real), call the Sadie Protection Agency. Be sure to tell them I sent you as I get a ridiculously oversized commission.