MONKEY KICKS A KID AND RIDES A PIG

Monkeys are awesome. And if you somehow didn't know already, you can tell from this gif that they are pretty damn smart too. Obviously much smarter than that little kid. Let's be honest here, that move was f'ing sweet. Lure him in with the bag, then kick him? Yeah, I think so. That's level 2 military strategy right there. POW right in the kisser.