Lindsay Lohan Begins House Arrest

Lindsay Lohan began serving her house arrest Thursday morning after turning herself in to authorities.

The 24-year-old actress arrived at Lynwood Jail at 5:02 a.m. to check in, where she was fitted with an electronic ankle bracelet. She was then sent home to her townhouse in Venice, Calif., where she'll reportedly spend 35 days in confinement.

The Mean Girls star had been sentenced to four months in jail after she pleaded no contest to stealing a $2,500 necklace in April. Because she is a nonviolent offender and there are jail overcrowding issues, Lohan became eligible for house arrest.

As part of her sentence, Lohan was also ordered to complete 480 hours of community service, which includes janitorial duties at an L.A. County morgue.

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Paparazzi-Hating Lindsay Lohan Lands at LAX

Making her way home from Miami Beach, Lindsay Lohan was spotted arriving at LAX International Airport late last night (May 24).

The “Georgia Rule” actress donned a black hat with sunglasses and a scarf as she strolled through the terminal.

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Beach Loving Lindsay Lohan's "Blood" Tattoo

Still situated in the sunshine state, Lindsay Lohan kicked off the week with a leisurely day on the beach in Miami on Monday (May 23).

The troubled starlet took a walk along the shoreline while sporting a temporary tattoo drawn on her arm reading "BLOOD" - but the faux ink job didn't hold up too well as LiLo's tanning lotion turned it into a blurry black smudge mark by afternoon's end.

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Lindsay Lohan Chats With Kyle and Jackie O

Lindsay Lohan is back in the game!

Chatting with Australian radio hosts Kyle and Jackie O live on Skype, Lindsay Lohan gave a candid interview about everything going on in her life, from her community service to defending her courtroom couture.

The Mean Girls star, 24, was hanging out with Kyle in his Los Angeles mansion when the starlet sat down to dish on all the burning questions people have for the her.

Although she dodged questions if she was bi-sexual, when asked if she was dating anyone, she said: "I'm available."

How is community service going? "I'm enjoying it. I'm working in the Downtown Women's Shelter, and I think the second part I'm going to be working with kids, which I really like."

That dress! On the white dress she wore to court, which critics have said was "inappropriate" for court. "I hadn't worn it, I still had the tag on it and she said it looked great so that was it. You wouldn't say that to a hooker coming into court, that's inappropriate. That's all she has.

"I have great things to wear so it's not my fault! I love fashion, but I wasn't wearing that to court, I just wanted to go to court and get court over with because it's scary."

What about Glee? "I don't watch Glee."

Would she give them her music? "Yeah, but they've made a lot of snarky remarks about me, and I don't know why they don't need to do that."

Can she get insured for movie roles? "There was no problem insuring me for this, it was just a little extra money. It just costs a little extra.

"I think once I start filming, there's a few films I'm going to do, that's the best thing for me. I love being back on set. I had to learn, I'm not a kid so I had to grow up and be accountable. I really haven't done that much."

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Lindsay Lohan -- I'm Staying Clean ... FOR LIFE

Lindsay Lohan plans to stay on the straight and narrow for the REST OF HER LIFE -- telling friends, she's serious this time ... no drugs, no booze, no breaking the law ... ever again ... PERIOD.

Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, the actress had an epiphany after her sentencing -- and is completely at peace with the judge's decision ... community service, fines, counseling, shoplifters alternative class ... the whole package.

Technically, Lindsay is REQUIRED to stay sober during her formal probation -- which ends after she completes her 480 hours of community service -- but we're told, it doesn't matter ... Lindsay's committed to sobriety for the long haul.

One thing ... Lindsay does take issue with the three-year probation itself -- telling friends she doesn't think she deserves it -- but que sera sera ... she has learned to accept her fate.

Bottom line -- her friends are adamant ... Lindsay has learned her lesson once and for all.

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Lindsay Lohan May Go Back to Jail Today

I have my doubts.

Lindsay Lohan Taken into Custody

Celebrity gossip rags were all buzzing Lindsay Lohan was going to dodge a bullet today and not be arrested for filing two drug tests. No such luck for her. Lohan was locked in handcuffs in the courtroom and hauled off to jail. Already a couple witnesses say the shocked look o her face was priceless. too bad there were no cameras allowed in the courtroom. That is probaly one for posterity.

This is the first time Lohan has faced Judge Elden Fox I court. She was not present at the hearing I which he promised to sentence her the thirty days in jail for each drug teat failed or missed. He appears to be ready to make good on his promise. Lohan will appear for sentencing October 22. While I have doubts she will stay in the pokey until then, Fox means business.

Celebrity justice is virtually always a joke in California. Nabbing Phil Spector for the murder of Lana Clarkson is the only instance I can recall of a celerity not getting away with thumbing their nose at the law. Lohan has been asking for it, though. Making a drunken tweet at a bar about failing two drug tests? Very dumb.

I try to be as sympathetic as possible with substance abusers. But I come from a long line of alcoholics and realize there comes a point where you have to stop sympathizing with someone suffering from the “disease” because their attitude is nothing but abusive. Lohan has well passed that point. Warehousing about the only thing left, barring a miraculous attitude adjustment, that will keep her out of the grave. Not that I am optimistic.

Arrest Warrat Issued for Lindsay Lohan

I was being snarky yesterday when I quipped Lindsay Lohan was going to have to host Saturday Night Live from a jail cell after failing a drug test. It turns out Lohan actually failed two drug tests--one for cocaine, the other for amphetamines--so is in truly hot water.

Judge Ekden Foz has revoked Loha's probation and issued a bench warrant which is on hold until after her scheduled court appearance 8:30 AM Friday. One can only assume she will be headed straight from the courthouse to the pokey. Fox could sentence Lohan up to thirty days in jail for each failed drug test. California celebrity justice tendsto never wind up so appropriately, though.

She has four nights before she has to surrender to police? I cannot wait to see what she looks like Friday morning after cramming in all that partying before her inevitable incarceration. That is assuming her dealer does not throw her comatose body into a dumpster behind Burger King in order to keep himself of the hook.

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In celebration of testing positive for cocaine after stints in jail and rehab. Way to go, girl!

Can one host Saturday Night Live from a jail cell? We are about to find out.

Lindsay Lohan is Out of Rehab

Place your bets on how long that will last.

Lindsay Lohan Reports to Jail Today

Today is the day Lindsay Lohan reports for her ninety day jail sentence. Evidently, she has very little grip on reality about the situation. Robert Shapiro resigned as her attorney yesterday. While he did not cite a rationale, it is not too difficult to figure out it is because she ha unrealistic expectations about avoiding jail.

Let that sink in a moment. Shapiro is a guy who had no problem aiding in the concoction of a mind bogglingly stupid conspiracy theory involving the LAPD forming a racist conspiracy to frame OJ Simpson, a famous football payer they admired for his actions on and off the field to get him off the hook for double murder. But he cannot handle Lohan.

Does not speak well for what a delusional little child she is no? Her stint in the pokey is not going to be like this, either:

Lindsay Lohan Has Not Learned a Thing

It goes without saying Lindsay Loha’s impending jail and inpatient rehab term adding up to six months has not left the proper impression on the fading starlet, but documentation never hurts. Heck, it makes us pessimists feel even more conceited about being right so often.

First, Lohan’s fingernail “FU “ to judge Marsha Revel has prompted her lawyer to resign., Shawn Chapman Holey informed inquiring press this morning she no longer represents Lohan. The attitude, antics, and incorporation were too much for her. One woders if the money is not running out, too, but that is idle speculation.

Second, Lohan has vowed to friend to appeal her sentence based on the grounds Revel has it out for her, referring to the judge as a “f--king b-tch.” Said friends immediately went to the press to tell all. Further confirmation that, like Washington, if you want a friend in Hollywood, get a dog. While dogs can also be bought off, they cannot speak English. Doggerel, maybe, but what is the value of that?

Again, Lohan’s fingernail salute to Revel will eliminate any possibility of overturning the sentence.

Finally, Lohan is hedging her bets. She is offering $1 million for her post-jail term interview. Maybe that is why she gets along with her backstabbing friends. They have selling out in common. Suh thins are the norm in Hollywood. Loha is simply playing the game. No wonder she is so screwed up.

Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to Jail

In a move that should not surprise anyone not named Lindsay Lohan, the young train wreck of an actress was sentenced to ninety days in jail and a rehab program post-sentence for violating the terms of her probation. Lohan’s probation stems from a 2007 drug arrest.

Lohan burst into tears upon hearing the judge’s ruling. I would not normally be cruel enough to think that is funny, but Lohan told the press yesterday that even though the judge hated her, she would surely not be sentenced to jail. Call the sentence a much needed dose of reality for the cocky star.

A reality check is exactly what she needs. Few can argue sitting I jail for three months with a mandatory rehab assignment afterwards is not the best thing that could ever happen to her considering the path Lohan is currently traveling.

Lohan was hauled ito court today after missing seven mandatory weekly substance abuse counseling sessions since December. Her absences add up to nearly two moths of blow off meetings. Judge Marsha Revel scolded loan for an insincere apology, saying she was acing like someone who believes it is fine to cheat as long as you do not et caught. One suspects Loha’s comments to the press, of which Revel is bound to be aware, helped raw the conclusion about her attitude.

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Lindsay Lohan's March to Irrelevance

Actress Lindsay Lohan appeared in a Beverly Hills courtroom today for failing to appear for a scheduled hearing Thursday, violatig her probabtion agreement stemming from a 2007 DUI. Lohan's excuse was that she was stranded in France, where she had been attending the Cannes Film Festival and snorting cocaine, because of a stolen passport.

Lohan, dressed in a blazer and low cut top which most certainly did not have the desired effect Judge Martha Revel, showed up seven minutes late to the hearing. She was ordered to wear a alcohol monitoring device, submit to drug tests, and attend alcohol education classes for which she can only miss if one conflicts with a random drug test between now and her next hearing on July 6th.

Place your bets on what happens first:

1. The alcohol monitoring device marks her as off the charts drunk.
2. She fails drug test.
3. She misses an alcohol education class.

Lohan will not make it fiveweekswithout one of these things occurring. Bonus points if she misses the hearing in July.

The problem with Lohan, aside from being the result of bad pareting, is that she still thinks she is a big enough star to get away with her behavior. But she is on the verge of irrelevance. She is not making people in the business enough money to put up with her antics. She is not much of asexsymbol these days, either. The older shegets, the fewer peope are going to care about her. It isashame herstar is going to burn out--literally--at the youg age of 23.

I cannot hold the justice system blameless, either. It keeps giving lohan chance after chance which she has failed miseraly at utilizing. Lowlier drug and alcohol offenders would have been thrown in the pokey long ago. No wonder she feels above the law.

Lindsay Lohan's March to Irrelevance

Actress Lindsay Lohan appeared in a Beverly Hills courtroom today for failing to appear for a scheduled hearing Thursday, violatig her probabtion agreement stemming from a 2007 DUI. Lohan's excuse was that she was stranded in France, where she had been attending the Cannes Film Festival and snorting cocaine, because of a stolen passport.

Lohan, dressed in a blazer and low cut top which most certainly did not have the desired effect Judge Martha Revel, showed up seven minutes late to the hearing. She was ordered to wear a alcohol monitoring device, submit to drug tests, and attend alcohol education classes for which she can only miss if one conflicts with a random drug test between now and her next hearing on July 6th.

Place your bets on what happens first:

1. The alcohol monitoring device marks her as off the charts drunk.
2. She fails drug test.
3. She misses an alcohol education class.

Lohan will not make it fiveweekswithout one of these things occurring. Bonus points if she misses the hearing in July.

The problem with Lohan, aside from being the result of bad pareting, is that she still thinks she is a big enough star to get away with her behavior. But she is on the verge of irrelevance. She is not making people in the business enough money to put up with her antics. She is not much of asexsymbol these days, either. The older shegets, the fewer peope are going to care about her. It isashame herstar is going to burn out--literally--at the youg age of 23.

I cannot hold the justice system blameless, either. It keeps giving lohan chance after chance which she has failed miseraly at utilizing. Lowlier drug and alcohol offenders would have been thrown in the pokey long ago. No wonder she feels above the law.

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