Wednesday, August 4, 2010

SEAN CONNERY SLAPS WOMEN

*Leave it to Bond to tell it how it is. Sometimes you just need to slap a hoe. He makes a point of saying it's not a good thing, but sometimes it's merited. While I don't see myself slapping anyone in the near, distant, or hypothetical future, I see his point. Growing up as a smaller than average human, I was always smart enough not to say something that would get me hit because there was nothing I would be able to do about it.  It seems like too many women don't abide by that policy; they operate under the "I'm a woman so I can do whatever the hell I want with zero repercussions" approach. (Obviously that applies more towards women being violent with men and expecting them to just stand there and take it). Well, as a wise bartender in Anchorman once told me, "Ladies can do stuff now, and you're gonna have to get used to it. Talk shit, get hit. That's the way the world works.

*For entertainment purposes only(Like calling Miss Cleo). The Flint Skinny does not condone violence of any kind(except with grenades).


Oh and chicks, stop trying to break up fights between two guys. You almost always get accidentally hit and then act completely shocked. Stepping in front of flying fists usually yields only one result.