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| When you see it...you'll laugh. |
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| Best.Baby.Ever |
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| Fuck you movie ticket-taker for unintentionally making me feel bad. |
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| BILL BILL BILL! |
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| Thanks baby, it had to be said. |
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| Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born awesome. What happened to you? |
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| Discovery Channel never ceases to amaze me. |
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| The Nazis didn't stand a chance. |
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| Well, depends on what you're feeding them. |
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| Look closely, all the big dogs are in this picture. |
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| Is this animal or food porn? |
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| We ain't found shit. |
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| If you look closely, you'll see how I really feel. |
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| If found, please recycle. |
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| I guess I should grow a mustache. |
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| True story. I just held my breath and almost died. |
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| You're not the boss of me panda! |
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| The ultimate weapon. FU terrorists! |
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| Get it? Stop being fat and you will find a husband. |
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| Damn straight people. I mean gay people. I mean...fuck I'm confused. |
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| HAHA. Suck it Superman! Even I can get laid. |
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| Nerds version of a love letter. |
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| Nothing. I said nothing. You're very handsome. Do you use whitener? |
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| Very cool acknowledgment of Andy Warhol by Campbell's |
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| Times like it's time for an orgasm-off between the walls. |
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| See you Monday. |
