FOOD NETWORK SECRET INGREDIENT

I went through a couple years during which I watched a shitload of Food Network. I still periodically tune in, but not often at all. I pretty much got sick of watching people cook things I never would, so it seemed pointless. Plus, you can only hear Emeril Lagasse talk about how you need smell-o-vision so many times before you want to BAM! punch him in the face.  Iron Chef though will always remain a favorite. Everyone is just way too excited about the secret ingredient, especially "The Chairman," whose job is to say two lines and then shut up until it's time to eat. Rough job huh?