VOCAL PITCH VS. CAT'S COMPREHENSION OF WHAT YOU ARE SAYING

Now look sexy bitch(if you put sexy in front of bitch it's a great way of describing someone without being disrespectful), this applies to dogs as well so don't try to catch me on any technicalities. There is no reason for you to talk to animals in that annoying high voice. If anything, they probably hate it given their increased hearing sensitivity. You wonder why your friends puppy always likes your boyfriend more than you? It's because he doesn't try to blow up Fido's eardrums every 20 seconds. I'd be willing to bet that your pet cat would probably shoot you if it got the chance. TALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON WOMAN!