Monday, July 12, 2010

TWITTER FOLLOWERS

Now that I am actually making a point of posting random ass comments that pop into my head on twitter (I'm not one of those douches that just says "going to the gym, should I eat fruit loops(obviously yes), or I don't want to be awake right now) I feel it's time for me to start actually talking to someone instead of myself.  I am looking for some crazy ploy to get people to follow me.

Recently a Dutch pornstar picked up 100,000 new followers because she said she'd give every follower a BJ if Netherlands won the World Cup. I followed her immediately even though I had no intention of ever trying to collect on a BJ way over in the Netherlands, especially since it was probably going to be during the "world's largest facebang" or something creepy like that.  Obviously I won't be giving out any BJs, nor would anyone want one from me, but it's that sort of creativity I'm trying to channel here.

Peeling off a piece of clothing from a cardboard cutout of Rachel Phelps(The owner of the Cleveland Indians in the movie Major League) for every win worked really well for Indians, but I don't have any pictures of hot naked chicks to photoshop that isn't already widely available on the internet, so that kinda loses its affect.

There's no bad ideas in brainstorming though, so if you've got one leave it in the comments. No matter how ridiculous, I'm all eyes(and inner-head voice) so just throw them out there.

Here is the first way I'm going to trick you to go over to twitter, click the picture of whichever person you would prefer to sleep with and something awesome will happen.