IOWA GURLS - KATY PERRY GETS CORNY

Until recently, every person that I met from Iowa was either less than intelligent or psychotic....or both. Thankfully I have come across a few people in the past year that have restored my faith in the Hawkeye state. Rumor has it there are some pretty fun people over there. I would be more than willing to meet the girl in the jersey from this video in a bar some night. I would tell her to call me, but my phone doesn't accept calls from landlines. Thanks to Nathan, one of the finer Iowans, for turning me on to this hot jam.