I TOUCHED MYSELF INSTEAD OF VOTING

If you've been paying any attention at all, you know that the tea baggers partiers have managed to get a couple crackpots through the primaries. I'm all for the people's voice, but these people are just ridiculous and seem like a waste of a candidate. If you are a democrat, you are celebrating. If you are a non-psycho-level-conservative republican, you are pissed. And if you still believe in handpicked sections of the bible like Santa, then you are riding your high horse(albeit for a very short time). I don't dabble in politics on The Skinny, but there is some comedy to address here. Check out some of Christine O'Donnell's 13 Most Ridiculous Quotes.  Speaking of dabbling, she recently admitted that she has dabbled in witchcraft, but who hasn't? Another real winner that's flying under the radar is Sharron Angle, a candidate in Nevada, who once campaigned to get rid of a high school football team's black jerseys because the color was ungodly and wicked (racist much?)

Now that I think about it, maybe the problem isn't ultra-conservativeness, it's women. Palin, O'Donnell, Angle...there appears to be a trend there. See what I did? I brought it back to a standard Flint Skinny slam on women instead of a political argument.

RANDOM SPEED TYPING TEST

No idea why I decided to do a speed typing test, but I did. I don't know if 77 is good or bad, but I'd be willing to bet it's way better than you.

77 words
Typing Test

10 UNNECESSARY THINGS THAT EVERY QB DOES

10. Point out the Middle Linebacker.
9. Bring famous hot chicks to their games.
8. Quiet the Crowd
7.Anything Peyton Manning does on the field.
6. Anything Ben Roethlisberger does off the field.
5. Berate the officials.
4. Audible into a worse play.
3. Waste timeouts.
2. Get photographed while wasted in public
1. Nod while talk to the OC - on the phone.

Head over to the Guyism Post to get the full explanations

9 THINGS GUYS WOULDN'T DO IF WOMEN DIDN'T EXIST

9. Purchase/Own a rug
8 Own a little rat dog.
7. See any movie that stars Hugh Grant
6. Apologize
5. Talk on the phone.
4. Go to brunch during football season.
3. Go to brunch at all.
2. Watch How I Met Your Mother
1. Leave a bar before 12am

You really need the full explaination, so head over to Guyism and check it out.

JESUS WANTS PETER TO FOLLOW HIM.

Jesus may not have been talking about Twitter when conversing with Peter, but I am. Follow me! @FlintSkinny Also, you should follow Jesus too because he's far more humorous than MOST. @Jesus_M-Christ
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THE SMOKING JACKET IS ON FIRE

Playboy just launched their new SFW website, TheSmokingJacket, and I had the pleasure of snooping around for awhile.  No, I didn't get any special access for being a blogger extraordinaire, just the standard look that you can all get.  At first glance it's pretty good stuff.  The only downside is that I can't embed and link videos here, only link...minor detail.

Playboy has always had a strong web presence, but given that a lot of the surfing that goes on is at work, it seemed like a logical move for them to create an anyday-anytime site. What sets it apart from the other sites out there, like this one, will be a plethora of self-created content.  In the words of Steve Dahl, "Content is king."  As you can imagine, writers associated with the Playboy brand have a much greater access to content.  While we can all search Google or ask Jeeves where to find beautiful women, gorgeous ladies are asking where they can find Playboy. It's probably not too bold to assume that there will be many profiles of their models, but I am anxious to see how much they do in the way of other entertainment.

They are already in bed with quite a few staple sites in the online world so the sky should be the limit.  I would never encourage you to leave The Skinny, but if you ever feel the need to venture outside my world, I have to recommend checking out TheSmokingJacket.  And TSJ staff, if you are looking to bring another into the fold, I will gladly lend my time and energy to your noble cause.

Here's a great video from TSJ to start you off.  Why We Love the 80s - Boner Jamz

TWITTER FOLLOWERS

Now that I am actually making a point of posting random ass comments that pop into my head on twitter (I'm not one of those douches that just says "going to the gym, should I eat fruit loops(obviously yes), or I don't want to be awake right now) I feel it's time for me to start actually talking to someone instead of myself.  I am looking for some crazy ploy to get people to follow me.

Recently a Dutch pornstar picked up 100,000 new followers because she said she'd give every follower a BJ if Netherlands won the World Cup. I followed her immediately even though I had no intention of ever trying to collect on a BJ way over in the Netherlands, especially since it was probably going to be during the "world's largest facebang" or something creepy like that.  Obviously I won't be giving out any BJs, nor would anyone want one from me, but it's that sort of creativity I'm trying to channel here.

Peeling off a piece of clothing from a cardboard cutout of Rachel Phelps(The owner of the Cleveland Indians in the movie Major League) for every win worked really well for Indians, but I don't have any pictures of hot naked chicks to photoshop that isn't already widely available on the internet, so that kinda loses its affect.

There's no bad ideas in brainstorming though, so if you've got one leave it in the comments. No matter how ridiculous, I'm all eyes(and inner-head voice) so just throw them out there.

Here is the first way I'm going to trick you to go over to twitter, click the picture of whichever person you would prefer to sleep with and something awesome will happen.

SEX AND THE CITY 2 SUCKS

I've done my best not to bash Sex and the City 2 because I really just don't care.  I don't like the show but accepted long ago that that most chicks think it's the greatest of all time.  This is picture I've compiled and AWESOME REVIEW (by a woman) are just too funny to not pass on.  I would like any and all of my friends to admit that the new movie sucks and not just pretend you liked it because you had hyped it up so much for the past 2 years and feel dumb wasting all that time/effort.



Yep, Sex and the City 2 was worse than Judge Dredd, and this video has most of Judge Dredd's best parts.

HOTTEST BABES ON LOST

Lost is finally over (thank god) but that doesn't mean the characters are soon to be forgotten...especially the hot chicks. The fine folks over at MrSkin.com have put together a list of the top 5 hottest babes from the show. They were even so kind as to let you know what movies you can rent to see more action. You could always just sign up for MrSkin instead though and let them fast forward to the good parts for you.

EVERYBODY DRAW MOHAMMAD DAY, NOW WITH PICTURES AND VIDEO

Awhile back a blogger made a post about Everybody Draw Mohammad Day in response to the threats surrounding the South Park episode featuring Muhammad.  Well, that has officially become real, and facebook and others are taking off with it.  Someone even went so far as to make a video of themselves posting pictures around town.  Some of the facebook pictures are just jokes, but there are already 1000s of pictures of Mohammed on the page.  Check it here if you want to see the "artwork."


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TELL A FRIEND TUESDAY

It's Tuesday, which means absolutely nothing to anyone.  It's a piece of shit day that's far enough from Sunday that you aren't pissed, but so far from the weekend that you can't be excited.  I suppose that makes it the most depressing day of the week.  It doesn't even have a innuendo filled name like hump day.  What you can do to make it worthwhile though is to use today to start listening to the Steve Dahl Show.  The radio legend's podcast is a solid way to spend an hour and half or so each day during the week.  If you somehow haven't heard of him, maybe you've heard of disco.....well, staged Disco Demolition back in 1979 and brought about the end of  Disco .  While he isn't blowing up any records at Comiskey these days, the show is still just as entertaining.  Give a couple shows a shot and you will likely be hooked.  You can download it on itunes every afternoon or just listen to it on www.dahl.com.