BADASS US ARMY PILOT

There is less than 0.01% chance that you will ever be as badass as this guy.  Sorry, it's just not in the cards for you.  Maybe someday you will have a dream in which you get to carry around two 240 Bravo Machine guns, but that's as close as you will ever get.

And I'm well aware that this is not actually a pilot, but that is how the kids are searching for this picture.  Gotta grab traffic however possible.
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