Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Lindsay Lohan Reports to Jail Today

Today is the day Lindsay Lohan reports for her ninety day jail sentence. Evidently, she has very little grip on reality about the situation. Robert Shapiro resigned as her attorney yesterday. While he did not cite a rationale, it is not too difficult to figure out it is because she ha unrealistic expectations about avoiding jail.

Let that sink in a moment. Shapiro is a guy who had no problem aiding in the concoction of a mind bogglingly stupid conspiracy theory involving the LAPD forming a racist conspiracy to frame OJ Simpson, a famous football payer they admired for his actions on and off the field to get him off the hook for double murder. But he cannot handle Lohan.

Does not speak well for what a delusional little child she is no? Her stint in the pokey is not going to be like this, either: