Easily the best computer related ad I've seen. Are you going to let Dolph Lundgren manhandle your unicorn? Aboslutely! I'm still not going to buy their internet security system, but I will pass this video along to everyone I know. Maybe one of them is dumb enough to pay for it.
Time for some unicorn on the cobb!
Showing posts with label Dave. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dave. Show all posts
Friday, September 10, 2010
PHIL DAVISON CRAZY CAMPAIN SPEECH FOR STARK COUNTRY TREASURER
Ever wonder what happens when someone gives one of those wild ranting speeches in real life? Phil Davison found out the hard way. All he wanted was to earn the committee's endorsement for his run for County Treasurer. Unfortunately, all he got was the world's agreement that he is a f'ing nutcase. Have fun working the drive through window at Burger King buddy.
Now this is how you rally the troops!
Now this is how you rally the troops!
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
COMPLETELY HONEST FIRST DATE
Dating can be a pain in the ass. You never know what to expect, what you're gonna get, or if it's a completely miserable waste of your time. I've never had a bad date, but I imagine some of you out there who are lucky enough to get dates(very few of the Flint Skinny readers are date-able) have had a few bad experiences. What if you could just cut through all the crap though? Sure you eliminate any chance of finding true happiness, but you at least don't have to deal with all that other bullshit.
In the words of Nick Johnson, "I don't get handjobs."
In the words of Nick Johnson, "I don't get handjobs."
BADASS RESUME
TERMINATOR 2: THE OPERA ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
I saw this video pop up a couple places online and failed to click on it. I don't know why, I just wasn't feelin' it. Then, trusted tipster Dave emailed me with this, "Subject - Skinny Necessary: If you haven't heard this yet, listen to it now. Don't wait until later, you'll only regret having lived these more days without this in your life." Not wanting to live in regret, I watched the video on my phone while sitting by myself at a bar. Well damnit if he wasn't spot on accurate. It was far more entertaining than I would have guessed, mostly because I agree with Arnold about how much he suffered in latter movies. Now I'll do you the courtesy that he did me, and enhance your miserable life.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
BIKINI SHOPPING CART FACEPLANT
Getting pushed around in a shopping cart is fun. Getting pushed around in a shopping cart in a bikini is awesome. And eating pavement after going over a curb his hilarious. Aaaaaand, we're done.
POP CULTURE BUSINESS CARDS
Check out Fernando Reza’s “Day Jobs.” Feel free to see if you can name what movies/shows these business cards relate to. No, I will not be posting the answers because I am far too lazy for that sort of nonsense.
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
AMERICAN SLINGSHOT TANK
There's something to be said for having the right tool for the job. It doesn't hurt though to have a .50 cal and a cannon just in case the sling shot doesn't work.
Friday, August 20, 2010
MAN MARRIES BEAR, GETS EATEN BY SHARK
My cousin is getting married this weekend, and I am a little nervous for him. I have no doubt that him getting married is a great idea. His wife is awesome, and I truly believe that they will live happily ever after(except for days when I come over and they fight over who gets to talk to me more). No, my concern lies in a much more likely problem. What if she's really a bear? Yeah, a bear. That sort of thing happens. This could all be some crazy plot to earn his trust only to kill him. Rest assured, I will be on the lookout for extra zippers or out-of-place shark tanks. I've got my eye on you. Both of them actually because I'm not a whack-job like Stuart Scott.
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
GRENADE IN LINCOLN PARK
Grenade found hanging from pole in Lincoln Park
A grenade has been found hanging from a pole in the Lincoln Park neighborhood, but police do not know if it is live.
The department's bomb and arson unit was called shortly before 7 a.m. to the 1900 block of North Clifton Avenue and closed the immediate area to traffic while they investigate.
Fire Department spokesman Chief Kevin MacGregor said fire officials also are on the scene and a hazardous material alert has been called.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
SOCCER LEADS TO SOCIALISM - BILLY BOB NECK
As a general rule racism isn't funny. When it is though, it's hilarious. Redneck retards making youtube videos will never cease to provide entertainment for those of us who have the slightest bit of intelligence. This guy is exceptionally smart and is willing to expose the slippery slope between soccer and socialism. Thank you Billy Bob Neck.
Monday, June 28, 2010
SOUP - BY THINK TANK
Full disclosure, this video is weird as hell. There is nothing insanely out of the ordinary about it or anything, just as a whole it's very strange. I suppose that's why it was the winner of "The Most Bizarre Award" at the Indie Incubator Film Festival. I love soup though, and it made me want to immediately to go out and get some.
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Tuesday, June 15, 2010
FREE FALL BY GUILLAUME NERY INTO BLUE HOLE
This is one of those rare posts that goes outside the realm of humor. This guy, and his wife working the camera, are just badasses. They are world champion free divers, and did just that in the sweet video called Free Fall. This would be absolutely amazing to do, unfortunately my lung capacity sits right about the 30 second mark.
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Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Friday, May 21, 2010
IT'S FRIDAY - TIME TO TAKE MY DRUNK ASS HOME
It's Friday, and that can mean only one thing. It's time to serve ourselves a modest amount alcohol and have protected sex (only with a significant other). I know none of you would think of consuming more than an appropriate number cocktails, so this video doesn't really apply to you. Just in case some heathen makes his way to The Skinny though, just remember to request this song once you are one drink short of puking on the floor.
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010
SHAMWOW CLEANUP OF TENNESSEE
CUDDLING WITH HITLER
Friday, May 7, 2010
ROJO JOHNSON - AKA WILL FERRELL - PITCHING FOR THE ROUND ROCK EXPRESS
Yet another reason minor league games are 10x better than regular games.
And here was a news story about it....Press Conference starts around 37 seconds.
And here was a news story about it....Press Conference starts around 37 seconds.
PI PHI SORORITY SPRING FORMAL DISASTER
These people need to chill out. I was a part of many sorority events that ended up as bad or worse. I don't think anyone ever defecated on the side of the building or flipped the table, but I've been to parties where the bar kicked out the entire group after an hour and half because people were too drunk and breaking shit. Michigan may be 95% ugly, smart, nerds...but that 5% did our best to make up for the rest of them whenever possible. Pi Phi, I salute you. What follows is a letter from the owners of Lake Lyndsay Lodge, where this glorious shitshow occurred.
To whom it may concern,
I am writing to inform you about the behavior and conduct of the students that attended the Phi Delta Pi formal event that was held here at Lake Lyndsay Lodge on Friday April 9, 2010.
Immediately upon their arrival we were informed by the bus drivers that the students were acting belligerent during the ride down and demanded for them to pull over to let them urinate on the side of the road. When the bus drivers did pull over, they were then stopped by a Butler County sheriff.
When the students arrived around 8:00pm most were already heavily intoxicated and some could barely manage to walk inside the facility. Upon arrival, a male student asked the Lake Lyndsay staff member Yvonne if she had a washer and dryer in the building because he had vomited on his shirt and pants.
One of our most important rules that is stated in the contract, that the president, Courtney did sign...reads, "we do not allow drinks on the dance floor." Yvonne was attending the event on Lake Lyndsay's behalf in order to manage any problems that may arise and enforce any rules. While she was trying to enforce this rule, Courtney, who was also very intoxicated, informed Yvonne that she would like her to "stay in the office and leave them alone." I had to purchase wood restorer to re-wax the dance floor the next morning.
A handle on one of the toilets in the women's restroom was broken by one of the female students. So Yvonne put an 'out of order' sign on the door. As soon as she did this, a student came in the restroom and started to take the paper off of the door so she could get inside the stall. Yvonne said to her, "excuse me, but this stall is out of order, that is why it says 'out of order.'"
The girl said to her, "you don't understand...! don't care." Another Lake Lyndsay staff member, Elizabeth, observed two girls repeatedly trying to urinate into the sinks on the bathroom counter. They told her that they could not wait for a stall to become available.
A male student apparently became angry and decided to flip the entire appetizer table over. Red meatball sauce splattered all over the carpeted area, along with cheese and other foods that the students proceeded to walk through and ground into the carpet. When Yvonne and Elizabeth ran over to see what had happened, everyone in the area was laughing and would not tell them who the person was that flipped the table, only that it was "some guy." This resulted in my cleaning crew having to rent a rug cleaner at 12:00am in order to have the carpet clean and ready for the wedding reception we had the next day.
There were also two girls who continually vomited throughout the facility. Yvonne told them if they were not able to make it to the bathroom stall the next time they had to vomit, she would have to ask them to leave the building and wait outside for the buses.
When the caterer decided to stop serving the alcohol because the students were overly intoxicated, a couple of the male students climbed over the bar and on top of the counter to get around the caterer and to the alcohol.
Two male students started to remove their clothing and decided they were going to go swimming in the lake. Yvonne had to threaten to call the police before they agreed to put their clothing back on and go inside the building.
We let the students use our table decorations for free. And they repaid us by taking two of our crystal vases outside and throwing them off of the porch to shatter on the concrete patio below. We now have to inform the brides that are scheduled to use these vases later this summer, that we do not have enough for them to use now due to the fact that they do not make this particular vase any longer.
Elizabeth saw a group of male students on the side of the building laughing, and when both Yvonne and Elizabeth went back later to see what they had done, they found a pile of human feces on the side of the building.
There is a huge ornamental concrete lion statue that sits at the front entrance of the building. Someone knocked this over and broke part of the mane off of the lion.
Yvonne found two students in the caterer's closet having intercourse on top of the stacked tables. Yvonne turned the lights on and told them to "get out now." The male student proceeded to curse at her and turn the light off. Yvonne turned the light back on and stayed there while they dressed themselves and left the closet.
I also found two students in our Beach House (another rental building on the property) having intercourse. I yelled into the building and told them to get out before I called the police. I then went over to Lake Lyndsay Lodge to tell Yvonne and Courtney. This is when I realized that Courtney was too intoxicated to talk to and there were no adult chaperons representing Miami University whom I could inform.
A male and a female student missed the buses, and when we asked them where they were and why they were not able to see the buses pull in and out...they told us that they were picking up trash on the premises.
Thirty seven 30-packs of Natural Light beer was left behind in the building. We had a non-alcoholic wedding reception the next day that gained access to the building at 8:00am...so it was up to us to dispose of this large amount of alcohol.
I have had 13 calls for lost items from this event. This is the most lost item calls I have ever had at any party in twelve years.
We are appalled at the student's behavior. My husband and I are graduates of Miami University, and we both agree that college students can drink and have a good time, but last Friday was not just a bunch of college students drinking and having a
good time. It was a bunch of college students getting totally obliterated and behaving like immature children. We are tempted to send this story to the newspapers in the surrounding areas to inform parents of future Miami University students just how sororities and fraternities really behave when they think no one school related is watching. I seriously cannot believe
what happened last Friday night. It saddens me to think that this generation of students conduct themselves in this way while in public.
I spoke to a mother of one of the girls in the sorority and told her all that had happened. Needless to say she was also disgusted and very apologetic.
They had a total lack of respect for my family's business and for this reason among many others; no sorority or fraternity from Miami University is welcome back to Lake Lyndsay ever again. Please inform this chapter they will have to find a new venue for their formal next year.
We obviously are keeping the $500.00 security deposit that was paid for this event. We are not seeking any further payment for the damages, even though the security deposit does not cover repairs made to the building and extra cleaning fees that were incurred.
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To whom it may concern,
I am writing to inform you about the behavior and conduct of the students that attended the Phi Delta Pi formal event that was held here at Lake Lyndsay Lodge on Friday April 9, 2010.
Immediately upon their arrival we were informed by the bus drivers that the students were acting belligerent during the ride down and demanded for them to pull over to let them urinate on the side of the road. When the bus drivers did pull over, they were then stopped by a Butler County sheriff.
When the students arrived around 8:00pm most were already heavily intoxicated and some could barely manage to walk inside the facility. Upon arrival, a male student asked the Lake Lyndsay staff member Yvonne if she had a washer and dryer in the building because he had vomited on his shirt and pants.
One of our most important rules that is stated in the contract, that the president, Courtney did sign...reads, "we do not allow drinks on the dance floor." Yvonne was attending the event on Lake Lyndsay's behalf in order to manage any problems that may arise and enforce any rules. While she was trying to enforce this rule, Courtney, who was also very intoxicated, informed Yvonne that she would like her to "stay in the office and leave them alone." I had to purchase wood restorer to re-wax the dance floor the next morning.
A handle on one of the toilets in the women's restroom was broken by one of the female students. So Yvonne put an 'out of order' sign on the door. As soon as she did this, a student came in the restroom and started to take the paper off of the door so she could get inside the stall. Yvonne said to her, "excuse me, but this stall is out of order, that is why it says 'out of order.'"
The girl said to her, "you don't understand...! don't care." Another Lake Lyndsay staff member, Elizabeth, observed two girls repeatedly trying to urinate into the sinks on the bathroom counter. They told her that they could not wait for a stall to become available.
A male student apparently became angry and decided to flip the entire appetizer table over. Red meatball sauce splattered all over the carpeted area, along with cheese and other foods that the students proceeded to walk through and ground into the carpet. When Yvonne and Elizabeth ran over to see what had happened, everyone in the area was laughing and would not tell them who the person was that flipped the table, only that it was "some guy." This resulted in my cleaning crew having to rent a rug cleaner at 12:00am in order to have the carpet clean and ready for the wedding reception we had the next day.
There were also two girls who continually vomited throughout the facility. Yvonne told them if they were not able to make it to the bathroom stall the next time they had to vomit, she would have to ask them to leave the building and wait outside for the buses.
When the caterer decided to stop serving the alcohol because the students were overly intoxicated, a couple of the male students climbed over the bar and on top of the counter to get around the caterer and to the alcohol.
Two male students started to remove their clothing and decided they were going to go swimming in the lake. Yvonne had to threaten to call the police before they agreed to put their clothing back on and go inside the building.
We let the students use our table decorations for free. And they repaid us by taking two of our crystal vases outside and throwing them off of the porch to shatter on the concrete patio below. We now have to inform the brides that are scheduled to use these vases later this summer, that we do not have enough for them to use now due to the fact that they do not make this particular vase any longer.
Elizabeth saw a group of male students on the side of the building laughing, and when both Yvonne and Elizabeth went back later to see what they had done, they found a pile of human feces on the side of the building.
There is a huge ornamental concrete lion statue that sits at the front entrance of the building. Someone knocked this over and broke part of the mane off of the lion.
Yvonne found two students in the caterer's closet having intercourse on top of the stacked tables. Yvonne turned the lights on and told them to "get out now." The male student proceeded to curse at her and turn the light off. Yvonne turned the light back on and stayed there while they dressed themselves and left the closet.
I also found two students in our Beach House (another rental building on the property) having intercourse. I yelled into the building and told them to get out before I called the police. I then went over to Lake Lyndsay Lodge to tell Yvonne and Courtney. This is when I realized that Courtney was too intoxicated to talk to and there were no adult chaperons representing Miami University whom I could inform.
A male and a female student missed the buses, and when we asked them where they were and why they were not able to see the buses pull in and out...they told us that they were picking up trash on the premises.
Thirty seven 30-packs of Natural Light beer was left behind in the building. We had a non-alcoholic wedding reception the next day that gained access to the building at 8:00am...so it was up to us to dispose of this large amount of alcohol.
I have had 13 calls for lost items from this event. This is the most lost item calls I have ever had at any party in twelve years.
We are appalled at the student's behavior. My husband and I are graduates of Miami University, and we both agree that college students can drink and have a good time, but last Friday was not just a bunch of college students drinking and having a
good time. It was a bunch of college students getting totally obliterated and behaving like immature children. We are tempted to send this story to the newspapers in the surrounding areas to inform parents of future Miami University students just how sororities and fraternities really behave when they think no one school related is watching. I seriously cannot believe
what happened last Friday night. It saddens me to think that this generation of students conduct themselves in this way while in public.
I spoke to a mother of one of the girls in the sorority and told her all that had happened. Needless to say she was also disgusted and very apologetic.
They had a total lack of respect for my family's business and for this reason among many others; no sorority or fraternity from Miami University is welcome back to Lake Lyndsay ever again. Please inform this chapter they will have to find a new venue for their formal next year.
We obviously are keeping the $500.00 security deposit that was paid for this event. We are not seeking any further payment for the damages, even though the security deposit does not cover repairs made to the building and extra cleaning fees that were incurred.
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