ANGRY WOMAN CALLS ABOUT THE WEATHER

Look, weather, you need to start cooperating with my agenda. 1st, I'm trying to train for a triathlon over here, and you keep raining. I hate in-gym cardio, so you need to get your shit together so I can run/bike outside. 2nd, I want to ride my new badass motorcycle. I would really rather not do that in the rain given that whole "falling" thing that is prone to happen on wet pavement. Can't a guy go out riding without you spoiling all his fun? 3rd, Canoe Trip is coming up, and if that motherfucking river is flooded again, someone is going to pay. I don't know who yet, but I am leaning towards Amy Freeze. GET IT TOGETHER MOTHER NATURE!


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