Strange Letter # 21--A Letter to an Item You Have Owned for at Least Five Years

Dear Grey Sweatshirt,

Living with hot natured people has made you indispensable. You have faithfully and without complaint been called into service numerous times, even in the summer months when you should normally be hibernating peacefully in the back of a drawer.

Thank you for your dedication. I understand, living in South Carolina, you expected to take it easy right on up until December or so. But no such luck. Please accept my heartfelt thanks for your dedication.

Sincerely,
Jamie