Lindsay Lohan Has Not Learned a Thing

It goes without saying Lindsay Loha’s impending jail and inpatient rehab term adding up to six months has not left the proper impression on the fading starlet, but documentation never hurts. Heck, it makes us pessimists feel even more conceited about being right so often.

First, Lohan’s fingernail “FU “ to judge Marsha Revel has prompted her lawyer to resign., Shawn Chapman Holey informed inquiring press this morning she no longer represents Lohan. The attitude, antics, and incorporation were too much for her. One woders if the money is not running out, too, but that is idle speculation.

Second, Lohan has vowed to friend to appeal her sentence based on the grounds Revel has it out for her, referring to the judge as a “f--king b-tch.” Said friends immediately went to the press to tell all. Further confirmation that, like Washington, if you want a friend in Hollywood, get a dog. While dogs can also be bought off, they cannot speak English. Doggerel, maybe, but what is the value of that?

Again, Lohan’s fingernail salute to Revel will eliminate any possibility of overturning the sentence.

Finally, Lohan is hedging her bets. She is offering $1 million for her post-jail term interview. Maybe that is why she gets along with her backstabbing friends. They have selling out in common. Suh thins are the norm in Hollywood. Loha is simply playing the game. No wonder she is so screwed up.