I've never been big on using pick-up lines at the bar. That's due 33% to my mother teaching me not to talk to strangers, 33% having nothing interesting to say, and 34% not caring to waste my time. Recently though, thanks to the internet, I am starting to stockpile new lines to use on the ladies. First it was the classic
CIA ruse. Then a
McDonald's slogan was too great not to employ. The newest is a really good way to get yourself slapped, but if you find that one girl who's feeling frisky and hates Bud Light Lime, you might just be in luck. If you are brave enough, you can just walk up, hand her the Bud Light Lime, and say "This beer sucks, do you?" For the more timid in the group, just write it on the cocktail napkin and send the beer on over. If she gives you the international symbol for blowjob (tongue pushes out cheek, follow me people), then you know you have a winner. If not, I would recommend leaving the bar immediately. No seriously, get out while you can because you are about to get the shit kicked out of you.
