Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Alvin Greene Toys with Job Creation Plan

Alvin Greene, Democratcandidate for Senate in South Carolina, knows what the kids want, and I do not mean pictures of a penis and an invitation for dorm room sex--although he will offer them that, too:
"Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me, especially for the holidays. Little dolls. Me. Like maybe little action dolls. Me in an army uniform, air force uniform, and me in my suit. They can make toys of me and my vehicle, especially for the holidays and Christmas for the kids. That's something that would create jobs. So you see I think out of the box like that. It's not something a typical person would bring up. That's something that could happen, that makes sense. It's not a joke."
Yes, he is a fruit loop. Well played, Democrats. Well played.

On a more serious note, Greene's idea presents compelling evidence he is crazy enough to just up and start a Senate campaign as his own delusional idea. He is not a Republican plant. Under the circumstances, I kind of wish he was. Getting someone like him nominated by the opposing party is a stroke of genius. almost as amusing as Greene's avant garde campaign is shaping up to be.