CATBLOCK: THE ULTIMATE COCKBLOCK

Since the dawn of time there have been cockblocks. It's a fact of life. Sometime it's your douchebag friend that thinks he has a shot with a girl you can obviously take home, Or it's someone who claims he really likes 10 different girls and makes you feel bad about trying to hook up with them. Then there are the chick's friends. Fat, skinny, ugly...doesn't matter, none of them want you to bang their friend. If they aren't getting laid, no one is. One unexpected problem though is pets. There's nothing creepier than looking over and seeing a dog or cat staring at you, and if they jump on the bed it's pretty much boner-over. There is an easy solution to this problem though Mr. Dave Franco...be a man and don't own a cat.

LADY PEDOPHILES LOVE BIEBER

This picture perplexes me. I'm not concerned about what Bieber is doing; cleary he's fingering himself. I'm not wondering why the one random black chick is staring at the camera as if she thinks the photographer is trying to sneak a peak at her. What makes me scratch my head is, WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY GIRLS OVER THE AGE OF FUCKING 16 THAT ARE STANDING AROUND WATCHING JUSTIN BIEBER? DON'T YOU HAVE BETTER SHIT TO DO? GET A FUCKING JOB. GO IRON SOMETHING. SOLVE A RUBIK'S CUBE. MAKE ME A GODDAMN SANDWICH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. IT'S JUSTIN GODDAMN FUCKING BIEBER. HE WAS BORN IN 1994! YEAH, YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY. 1994. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU BITCHES?! how is that one girl at least a foot taller than everyone else?

BABY BITES BULLDOG

As I'm sure you have noticed by now, I'm not really into the cutesy stuff. I think the middle-aged women out there who seek out cats and babies online have enough outlets that I feel no need to contribute. Also, I am just not one to care about cute shit. Occasionally though something catches my eye that's worth sharing. Like this video. It's nothing special, just a baby trying to bite a bulldog, but it's funny so it makes the cut.