DAN LABATARD - HERE COMES THE GIANT ROYAL PENIS

Dan LeBatard may have just dropped the greatest rant in world history. He wasn't even pissed, he was excited. When LeBron signed with the Heat, it opened the door to a disgustingly good team, and some people just can't handle that.  My favorite parts: Knicks bashing, Bosh you're the third best player on this team, double rainbow, discounted!, purple drink, size matters.