NASA's New Mission: Muslim Self-Esteem

One of NASA's new mission objectives does not belong here. Can you guess which one?

1. Re-inspire children to study science and math
2. Expand our international relationships.
3. Reach out to the Muslim world.

The only rationale I think of for handing the third responsibility to NASA is that Barack Obama must buy into the idea Muhammed based Allah on the pagan moon god. Hence, the crescent as a symbol of Islam. If he is not careful, the Muslims will declarea holy war on us for blasphemy.

Or would that be redundant? We are already the Great Satan.

Now, do get me wrong. The Muslim world’s accomplishments in science and math have been sorely lacking since they stopped making egg timers and inventing algebra for the more fruitful pastimes of suicide bombings, beheading infidels, and searching for a woman with a full set of teeth. But I really do not see why that is a United States responsibility in general, much less a NASA one specifically.