BRUCE WILLIS EPIC REMIX

Bruce Willis is the man, and there is no getting around it.  He has done just about everything there is to do on earth, and even a few things in space. Per UrbanDictionary:

Per UrbanDictionary: Bruce willis was born on the moon before the dawn of time. He was the love child between chuck norris and a ninja. Over his life he has accomplished many tasks including going back in time to stop a time paradox from occuring, forming Pantera, and his acting career which he is most famous for. In his acting career he is most noted for Die Hard, which is his autobiography.