Al and Tipper Gore Split Up

I thought the announcement the two were calling it off after forty years of marriage was a baseless rumor util The Other McCain presented irrefutable proof Al was serious--he announced the split in a mass e-mail:

Al and Tipper Gore, whose playful romance enlivened Washington and the campaign trail for a quarter century, have decided to separate after 40 years of marriage, the couple told friends Tuesday.

In an “Email from Al and Tipper Gore,” the couple said: “We are announcing today that after a great deal of thought and discussion, we have decided to separate.
“This is very much a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration. We ask for respect for our privacy and that of our family, and we do not intend to comment further.”

Quoting Sebastian from Cruel Intentions, "E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles." I will give Gore well enough credit for not being a pedo, but he definitely is a geek. Gives geeks a bad name, in fact.

Word is he will be joining an army in order to forget the girl who got away. True to form, said army will take up arms against global warming.