Financial Reform Bill Finalized; No One Has Any Clue What It Does

A 2,000 page financial reform bill which will completely change how money flows through the economy even though no one has any clue how it works has been finalized.

The logical question to ask is why pass a bill that no one knows anything about since, in ignorance of the bill's effect, no one has any idea whether it will make things better or worse. but sice i am certain the answer would make blood splurt out of my nose, let us just skip it like everyone else apparently has.

Oh, wait--we know the bill gives thefeds more power to seize financial institutions. I imagine that is the only part they were interested in anyway.

Carry on, folks. They will make therest up as they go along.