SUBTLE BUTT FART FILTERS

We've come across a lot of interesting products over the years here on The Flint Skinny. This one may be close to the top for level of absurdity. I don't really like the description of something being imprgnated, even if it is just fabric, anywhere near a ladies underwear. That said, I am really curious if they work.


Subtle Butt, 5 pieces -$11.95


Problems with smelly gas? This pack of 5 saving graces (also affectionately known as fart pads or fart filters) effectively filters the odor caused by flatulence; simply stick one in the right place and you're ready for a chili cook-off.


Each 3.25" square filter is made of soft fabric with an antimicrobial treatment on the side touching the skin. The fabric is impregnated with activated carbon, which faces the underwear or the pants and has a vast surface area for bad odors to adhere to and get neutralized. Two adhesive strips are strategically placed so you know which side is which. And at around 1/32" thick, you will never know it's there. Now with improved adhesive!

MOM MAKES WEBSITE TO FIND SON A DATE

I recently read an article about a guy whose mom set up a website to try to find him a new girlfriend. The worst part is that her technique was to find other parents who wanted to set their kid up as well. Not only is your mom picking who she thinks you should date, but doing it based upon the word of someone's parents. That sounds like a terrible idea to me. My mom will obviously tell you that I am the sweetest, kindest, most amazing guy on earth, because it's true, but I have no faith in what your mom will claim about you. Of course your mom thinks you are the greatest, but we can't both be the best. Obviously someone is lying here...and my mom's no liar.