SC Democrats Fantasize Alvin Greene is a GOP Plant

The South Carolina Democratic Party is now fantasizing that unknown, unemployed Army veteran, and pending felon Alvin Greene, who surprisingly won Tuesday’s Senatorial primary is a GOP plant. The standard bearer for this theory? US House Majority Whip Jim Clyborn, whose dedicated habit of finding racist conspirators to blame for anything he does not like makes Sheila Jackson Lee look like the poster girl for MENSA.

What is Clyburn’s proof of Greene status as a plant? He paid his registration fee in cash, therefore someone in the GOP must have given it to him. I assume Republican plants also gave him the 100,000 votes it took for Greene to win the nomination to face Jim DeMint in November.

Those sneaky, 100,000 Republicans who avoided their own hotly contested primary in order to prop up the terribly unpopular DeMint with a dud opponent. Why, DeMint was not going to win reelection by more than twenty, twenty-five percentage points if an established Democrat ran against him. What else could they do, I beseech you?

Seriously, folks. That is how Democrats in South Carolina think. It is so bad, Gov. Mark Sanford can abandon the state entirely to frolic with his mistress in Argentina and we still will not elect one of these Democrat bozos to replace him.

Why should we? Even if the minuscule possibility that Greene is a plant is true--what rationale person believes that?--these doofuses still voted him in droves! If you have ever wondered if just anyone can walk into the convention from the street and become a candidate for statewide office in the South Carolina Democratic Party, the answer is yes.