DOUBLE DRAGON - DESTORM

DeStorm's back with another hot jam. At some point he is going to blow up and because a main stream artist and the weekly youtube hits will stop, but until then I'm along for the ride. The man is just damn talented. Not too many people rapping over 8-bit beats.

NO HOMO BY THE STATION

I've never been a big fan of the "no homo" movement. It's been around for a long time but recently went mainstream(I blame Weezy). First off, nobody is going to think you are gay just because you said something nice. 2nd, if you find that you are saying gay stuff all the time, then you are probably gay. Just accept that and move on. It's cool. What ever happened to the good old days when guys just didn't compliment each other? I struggle enough to come up with nice things to say to women, I don't have the mental capacity to be a normal friendly human being to both sexes. Sorry guys, you won't be getting any compliments from me unless it involves the word "badass" or "awesome."

When I watched this, I thought it sounded a lot like Nice Peter. Then, the guy sitting at the bar looked a lot like Nice Peter. Song ends...and it turns out it was written and sang by Nice Peter. Damn I'm good. Skinny favorite DeStorm was also involved; I imagine he produced the track. He was in one scene that's in the 'behind the scenes' if you wanna go check that out.
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DESTORM RAPPING MOVIE TITLES

A guy named DeStorm has been on my radar for awhile now. He's a youtube artist who puts out new videos a couple times a week. While searching his past videos I spotted one that really caught my eyes(yes both, that's how I look at things). It was called Rapping Movie Titles. Now I know DeStorm always does challenges based on what his viewers suggest, so I had a pretty go idea what this would be. It turned out to be even better than I expected. He set out to use 100 movie titles in a song, and it actually sounds legit instead of stretching to pull extra references

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I turned 21 and I was feelin' Delirious so I got some Office Space and perfected The Craft. Now the Gladiator's on a brand new path. Cuz Any Given Sunday I could be the Top Gun. Transform my life, change my Equilibrium. Now the Major Pain in my Life is gone. You couldn't take Underworld, that's word is Bond. I feel like King Kong at the top of the world. Now I get everything I want; I even get the Dreamgirls. Can't stop the Warrior this Bastard's Inglorious. So cold Harlmen Nights DeStorm is Notorious.

SLUMBER PARTIES NEED PIZZA ROLLS

Sleepovers used to be awesome. We would stay up all night, typically playing video games the entire time. Pizza Rolls, Mountain Dew, Funyuns, and a Nintedo 64....there was really nothing else we needed. Nowadays, sleepovers are much different. There are never video games or pizza rolls. There are 15 minutes to 2 hours, depending on drunkeness, of fun times and then 6 hours wishing they would get the hell out of your way so you could sleep. Then instead of someone's mom having pancakes and bacon waiting for you in the morning, it has been replaced by the awkward conversation about whether to go get brunch or not.  Someone make a time machine. I promise not to use it for evil, just to go back and play N-64 in my friend Carl's basement with a 2-liter of Dew and a huge bag of Funyuns.

This reminded me that I had be posting DeStorm's Soul Toons, so here's another dose for your listening pleasure.

DESTORM SOUL TOONS 2

Part two of DeStorm's epic throwback series features a show that has cause several arguments amongst my peoples.  It is the long-running debate over who was cooler, Heathcliff or Garfield.  The answer is obviously Heathcliff.  Garfield was a fat loser who had loser friends and a loser owner.  He sat around being a douche and occasionally went on mildly entertaining adventures.  Heathcliff on the other hand did whatever he wanted whenever he wanted.  He had awesome friends that rode around in a Camper/Cadillac/boat and a hot girlfriend.  Plus, Garfield was always hangin' around with a dog with a dopey name. All the while, Heathcliff was fucking with his local dog, not splitting parfaits with him.

DESTORM SOUL-TOONS

I first found DeStorm performing a remix of the Bed Intruder Song. I started going back through his old videos and found a few of him busting out the themes to some of my favorite childhood shows. He hit the jackpot with Gummi Bears, but there are still quite few he needs to nail for round two. A lot of sites have compiled lists of the top kids shows from the 80s and 90s, but to my knowledge DeStorm is the first one to beatbox/acapella them. Good work my friend.

BED INTRUDER SONG 2.0 BY DESTORM

A few days ago I posted a video by Auto-Tune the News about a rapist, which had been turned into a catchy little tune. There are covers all over the interwebs right now but this one jumps out at me for not sucking and not being overproduced. It's just good. I'd like him to sing at the wedding I will never be having.


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