Top Ten Things George W. Bush is Responsible for Besides Splittig Up Al and Tipper Gore

CBS News has decided the marriage of Al and Tipper Gore hasended because Al never got over losing the presidency in 2000. With that that in mind, I present the top ten other evils for which the malevolent George W. Bush is responsible:

1. The assassination of Franz Ferdinand.
2. Lee DeWyze defeating Crystal Bowersox on American Idol.
3. The iPad.
4. Those zebra striped pants that were popular in the ’90’s.
5. The fall of Saigon.
6. Will Folks’ libido.
7. The lack of answers from the Lost finale.
8. Jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance.
9. Jay Leno’s return to The Tonight Show.
10. Feline shedding.

Darn you, Dubya. Just darn you.