Gaming



I managed to waste an obscene amount of time today playing Mario Kart: Double Dash. How can you expect me to resist spending the afternoon with a game featuring a turtle as its best driver? I'm not made of stone, although it has been speculated that I have a heart of pure granite. I don't count that, of course. I did go grocery shopping, so I guess the day wasn't a total loss. But it's nice to see that Saturdays can still be fun regardless of your age, no?



Yes, I'm 27. Hush.