Playing With A Post-Modern 'Intellectual'
If you really believe in moral relativity, ("What's morally right for you may not be right for me.") then you are stating that "everything is relative." In making a broad, all inclusive statement, you are declaring a universal truth ("Everything is relative.") To say "everything is relative" is to declare an absolute. One can only assume then that only absolutes exist (such as the Natural Law Theory) and Relativism is a false concept created by a corrupt society wishing to justify it's own fallen desires?
(That was met with dead silence, by the way. No one appreciates the classical views anymore.)