THE STATIC WIZARD

Static electricity is some crazy shit. I'm talking it's walking the line between magic and a miracle. Do you know how it works? Nope. Do I? Nope(Yes but I don't want you to feel dumb). No one could understand that stuff except if Mr. Wizard and Bill Nye somehow gay-made a baby. This guy can manipulate the energy though to put on a sweet lightshow to some hot 80s jams. He would also like it if you purchased Ray Bans.
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